7 Habits of Highly Intolerable People

Does being the most intolerable person in town sound like an impossible task? No need to worry! The title everyone has dreamed of can now be easily reached with seven simple steps guaranteed.

1. Talk about people in a negative way when they are not around (also known as "talking bad about people behind their back"). If there is something negative that wee need say about a particular person, we need to say it! Talking about a person behind his or her back should be easy to accomplish; the habit comes natural to the human race.

2. The world has so many problems, but we intolerable people do not have the time to fix these problems. That should be the job of someone tolerable. Our job includes condemning people to their issues, since these problems do not apply to us. Basically, we should only complain to people about the problems of the world and make no motion to fix the problem.

3. Those darned tolerable people cannot tolerate us lying to them. Lies do not hurt anyone. In fact, lies help people. People cannot handle the truth, so we are secretly helping them by covering up all of the truth that they cannot handle. Along with habit one, this habit also comes natural, so there should be no difficulty with this one. And, though this particular habit happens to be the one of the easier ones, this could make one very intolerable.

4. Only do just enough to get by; there is no need to put some actual effort into work. This bugs more people than most would think.

5. Forget being considerate of another person's feelings; being mean is far too fun. If someone seems to be having a hard time with his or her life, do not hold back any insults. Remember: Kick people when they are down.

6. I do not understand why people think their problems are more important than mine, because they are not. I never want to hear someone's problems; they are too boring to listen to! If some idiot comes to me with his or her problem, I either ignore them or refer to habit five. As long as a problem does not affect me, the problem does not exist.

7. People like to get into deep conversations for some odd reason. Deep conversations are too difficult to deal and take up too much of our time to relax and check our facebook, so these need to be avoided at all costs. Be as shallow as possible.

WARNING: THESE HABITS COULD LEAD TO SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS AMONG MANY