My cross-examination would go a little like this..
Examiner: So, let's go through your movie closet. Shall we?
RG: I wouldn't suggest that, but go for it.
Examiner: Alright, I assume the abnormal amount of John Wayne movies belong to your father?
RG: Affirmative. The Bruce Willis collection also belongs to him.
Examiner: Right, so before I raid the closet some more, are there some movies that you're embarrassed about that you'd like to come clean to.
RG: Well, yes. I have a few movies I am not too proud of. Those being both Scooby-Doo movies, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Powerpuff Girls, and various others.
Examiner: All childeren's flicks that seemed great as a child, but now are just...
RG: ...Awful?
Examiner: Yes. Have you ever considered getting rid of these movies? You know, for a profit?
RG: Oh, no!
Examiner: And why not?
RG: They're MY awful movies!
Examiner: Right, I'll continue witht the raid.... OH MY! AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS!?
RG: I know, that's another one I'm not proud of owning either. I suppose it's a collection of awful children movies I got going there.
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